I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Randomize
