YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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