i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
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