I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I don't think brook has ever known best
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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