Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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