Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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