im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
