Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Randomize
