Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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