butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Randomize
