I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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