Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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