Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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