ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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