I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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