oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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