Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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