In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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