If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Help. Why am I so naked?
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