well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
