we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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