RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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