You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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