But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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