there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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