Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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