What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
vagina is talking i cant
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Randomize
