she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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