In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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