She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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