Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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