We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
We had sex on a dog bed..
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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