then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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