was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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