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I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
foreskin is a definite game changer
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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