Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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