Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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