She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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