Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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