Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
