Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
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