WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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