I hate your face
All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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