Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I could fuck to npr.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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