i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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