I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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