he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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