Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Rumble strips road head = magical
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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