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nut hugger
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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