I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Randomize
