I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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