I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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