I like to think it a success when the cops are called
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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